A Deeper Meaning to Friendship With a Virus
Dear Virus, Thank you for giving me company these past few days. Without you, I would have been forced to do the chores that I LOVE the most, such as vacuuming rooms, doing laundry, and BEST of all washing dishes. I have had the most pleasure of being accompanied by you! You have become my best friend. But, just as with friends, you did come with your own side effects: soreness, mild fever, headache, and chills. Are you wondering what side effects normal friends give? Well, even if you are not, the answer is drama. Loads and loads of drama. But since you are my best friend you have only provided me with mild side effects. A little off topic, but what would you like for Christmas? I'm guessing you would like a body to leech off of. And for me? I expect thirty dollars from you. Because I spent too much time with you, I couldn't go to work on Friday. Oh, thirty dollars isn't the only thing I'm expecting, I would like some absence of you in my life! Maybe that way, I ...